Terror of the Lazy River

It’s a wonderful day at the water park, and you are a horrible kid.

You’re relaxing on the lazy river ride, pocket knife in hand, when you get an idea: if you poke a hole in everyone else’s inner tube, you can have the whole lazy river to yourself! As you begin your reign of terror on the lazy river, you notice the park employees handing something to every rider except you. Are those… darts?

Instructions:

• Use the arrow keys or WASD to swim. The river current is pushing you along, too- don’t expect to get anywhere if you’re swimming against the current.
• Click in any direction to slash your pocket knife in that direction.
• Slash everyone else’s inner tubes to win!
• Don’t get hit by the darts being thrown at you- you can dodge them, or you can slash them out of the air!

All art, audio, and code made by Birdwards within 48 hours for Ludum Dare 47. The font used is an aliased version of Jellee by Hanken Design Co.

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